Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
You know how I told you I don't have many naked pics? Apparently that changed last night.
I got a lap dance until she said they wipe of the poles between each dance to clear the "std slime", i couldnt even masterbate at home it was a horrible military monday
I've been watching too much manswers. Cuz i know scissoring doesn't work on a motorcycle.
After 12 shots he decided to show us knife tricks. You can figure out how it ended
Threesome in a minivan. New low
I think it's safe to say taking shots on the way to the emergency room was rock bottom. We're going to need to think of ways to top that between now and next new years eve...
Just found weed in my belly button. Happy Saturday!
I just rode a horse than walked onto my property in boarshorts, flip flops, and holding a 40. What do I win?
I look like I just got gang banged and I'm wearing a Taylor swift t shirt. It's not gonna be a pretty breakfast.
The kitchen also doubles as a screaming room after midnight as long as you have something to muffle the sound
If I stopped mid-sex because the guy was hung like a light switch, it doesn't count, does it? Like the five second rule.
We spent our last night together taking turns vomiting in the bathroom. I'd say it was a romantic trip.
I'm still thinking about that amazing orgasm last night. I literally heard angels singing "Hallelujah!!"
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