so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
Just met a guy who has been in college for 7 years and still classified as a junior. Then watched him shotgun 10 beers. Found my new hero
hahaha our party bus just died on the freeway and we're drinking in the center divider. i'm on the roof. i win
Pretty much knew it was gonna be awful when the extra condoms she had from her ex were entirely too big for my dick
She said that I needed to "pregame her so it can slip right in."
i'm already feeling the tequila hangover i'm going to have on friday
I'm basically a mama hen. I keep them warm and let them wonder around the house. not to mention, I keep eye on them just in case the falcons around the house try to snatch them away.
I don't even know what to say right now
Ummm didn't i have pubes when i went to bed last night?
T minus 20 hours until we forget our names, find some city cowboys, and g&t into the night.
Letting Freddy Krueger eat me out = HAPPY HALLOWEEN TO ME!!!
This bird just went for my eyes. Does he think I'm dead???
UPDATE: THERE IS ASS EATING. I REPEAT: THERE IS ASS EATING.
She's asleep in a fisher-price toy car
are you watching the world series?
I've made out with alex bregman... so yes
You were sober bartending last night right?
Sorta. I remember you crying, ripping rose petals off the flower stem and slowly sprinkling them behind the bar at me and singing softly
Romantic
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