just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
lets make a pact to never make a pregnancy pact
Wouldn't pinatas filled with coke be awesome idea for cinco de mayo?
smelt my brothers hands when he got home to see if he lied about smoking again...he didn't lie but i definitely didn't expect to smell some other girls vagina.
That was a $3000 rug we rolled him down the hill in.
the fat guy in me is very excited, and the skinny guy in me is very excited for the fat guy in me
Mostly because I hate my job and a have a photogenic penis.
Did we smoke in a portapotty last night? And if so, do you think the brown stuff covering my body is actually dirt?
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
He just texted me a video of him jerking off. He must really be looking forward to the Super Bowl.
Can you tell dad to stop liking and sharing porn on FB again?
Fuck you, dude, I'm not sharing my weed anymore if you're going for the Panthers.
I haven't been dieting for my entire life to date some guy who thinks his dad bod is a riot.
Also so weird my phone cracked after I repeatedly threw it at the ground as hard as possible
I didn't have any choice but to cuddle you. Your hair was stuck on my nipple piercing.
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