The things that come out of my body both amaze and disturb me.
Turns out you can't chew it over with twix in real life
Dude I've never seen anyone get slapped that hard
just walked into the room and her sister said loudly, "do him, or I will."
In America we eat man semen.
like literally i think i'm sweating out semen right now
i suspect the closest i'll get to a valentine this year is a 16 year old on chat roulette asking me to show my tits. step up from last year, i guess.
I told her the maid must have stolen all my condoms. She bought it
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
I'll be honest with you, my dick was out at that point in time.
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
It's like she can't drink without using a flambongo
What about.....a game of twister and....wait..nevermind. I've hit my cap for sexualizing things today.
I really don't know how I went from having a few drinks to waging war against ghosts in my apartment but here we are
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
he's drunk and referred to his shoes as foot condoms
Randomize