I feel miserable, can't drink that much when I go out
We've been saying that since '98
I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
Oscar is the man. He keeps getting pictures of hot nude women with messages in spanish saying "i hope you like it" sent to his phone
whose oscar?
the baller who i guess decided to give out a fake number at the bar last weekend. luckily that fake number was mine. i have enough porn to last me until next month.
It's underwear night and I am literally in the bar wearing nothing but underwear and flip flops.
Mark my words im gonna be the drunkest groomsman outta spite for him having his wedding on a gameday
What's life without a lamp shade you wore home?
I won't apologize to a one balled man
Fucking shoot me with this y'all shit. You were in Texas for 2months you do not have an accent Madonna
It's two in the afternoon, I'm on my third glass of wine and I'm watching Lambchop on youtube. How do you think I feel right now?
the second she challenged me to mario kart drinking game i knew i was in love
Naked and Afraid: Hangover edition
Just in case you forgot, you puked all over your boss house, pissed on his coffee table, and were then thrown out by his wife
Why is there a pair of panties on my front lawn?
he would NOT stop making out with my stomach! creeeeeepy
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