i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy!
Well hello freshman 15, didn't see you there until I tried on last years summer clothes.
ohhh no, absolutely not. i am waaayyy too superstitious to have sex with the self-proclaimed "baby-maker" on father's day...
He told me he loved me mid lick. Anyone that can look at me from that angle, lick my vagina, and say they love me must absolutely mean it
i knew you were okay when you wanted to eat in the ambulance
When you wake up in your dorm right outside your room with the key in the door, then you will understand my pain.
Fairly certain I called dibs on your lesbian virginity last night
we didn't have anything to do and wanted to get our money's worth out of our costumes, so if you see two mermaids day drinking by the creek it's us
Please root for the ravens. I now have oral sex riding on this and it's been sooooo long
Duuuude someone spilled hot sauce all over the floor and trailing outside wtf
OH GOD IT'S BLOOD. THIS IS ALOT OF BLOOD.
Just got tinder matched with my COMM TA. Game on.
I was just trying to be a good friend but in retrospect I probably shouldn't have pepper sprayed you.
I currently hiding in an upside down garbage can please come find me
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