On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
I'm in that stage of denial where I hope our kids have his nose.
You do realize that you broke up with him, right?
So it wasn't until I came that he pointed out the glow in the dark plastic star still stuck to my forehead. Fun times.
so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one
so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
She refers to my dick as princess Sarah... oddly I'm okay with that.
it was like vegas minus all of the penis and death threats
I got 87 likes on my changed relationship status. It's official. I'm way more fucking awesome single.
They're mostly guys
Early bird gets the worm.
Well get back to your date and give him the ceremonial 1am handy and text me when your done.
Woke up with a 22 year old with the number for a different girl written on my stomach, almost 30 can suck my dick I still got this shit
The fact that we all screamed by Felicia to a bitch actually named Felicia will be a highlight of my life
I woke up with a bunch of jolly ranchers and an eight ball in my purse. Successful
At one point she put on my dads pants and yelled after him EMILIOOOO! Dude, my dads name is Mark.
found my cat trying to steal a lighter to hide away for himself. cat what are you doing. don't pocket my lighter.
I love Texas men! TSA agent found my vibrator, nodded approvingly, and said, “You have a nice night, ma’am” with a cowboy accent. I almost made out with him on the spot
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