The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
"auto-tuned camel" is how i'd describe the noises she made
I'm still amazed at how you managed to puke in every plant on the whole top floor at the mall without a single person noticing and without missing a step.
I just found blacked-out interviews on my voice recorder. Go journalism.
the $20 limit for secret santa doesn't apply to me cause you know a half gram of coke is more than $20
I don't appreciate the fact that you tagged me as a giant bucket Miracle Whip.
He spent $1100 at a strip club. If I had that kind of disposable income, I'd make a cocaine sandcastle.
Duuuuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fruuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fuuuck
I just found out two girls I dated met each other, bonded over how much they hate me, started dating and are gonna get married soon.
I can't believe we really went to walgreens to use their cork opener, bounced and drank a bottle of wine in a sketchy corner...
The perfect man would keep a whisky sour in my hand and give me endless sex. I really don't think that's too much to ask for.
I already left my house once this summer. Maybe we could do something in October.
She was wearing American flag underwear. How could I NOT fuck her?
You're a true patriot.
I just thought you should know... Instead of a glass of wine before bed I am having a few shots of 1800. This is what being a night shift nurse will do to you... Standing in your kitchen in your undies doing shots
It’s just a penis. It’s like every other penis except it’s not the one you’re married to. Ride it or don’t ride it, but don’t agonize about it
Your not going to hell because you need some strange and the neighbor noticed you look damn good in a bikini
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