Cold hands, warm shart.
operation "beaches make me wet" is a go
Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
Saw a guy in a chef outfit covered in mustard talking jiberish into his phone running across the skywalk.
What can I say, your life is charmed. I'm on the couch trying to decide whether or not to puke again.
What did he say? I couldn't hear him over the sound of how awesome his beard is.
I will be naked everywhere
Some clips from last night: grinded like I haven't since college. Took shots with a bartender with a bad ass mustache. Made up a string of lies with fake names and occupations. Slept behind the couch with pizza in my hand
After i finished him. He goes "youre a champion"... Then whispers "forever"
We decided it was acceptable to walk out of class on a quest for Doritos. That high.
In other news there is a guy at my office who I'm pretty sure will be wearing someone's skin as a coat one day.
I don't want to flatter myself but after the way he was looking at me today I think it might be me.
I had a flashback of using my sock as a napkin after we got taco bell
You went to pound town last night and chow town this morning. Boy you need a passport.
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