What a fucking waste of an outfit
I'm at his house. He has VELCRO shoes. I'm too desperate to leave...I may need help in thee life dept
I have another pimple on my ass cheek.
I'll be there in 10 minutes.
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
My dad just gifted me an alaskan flag he stole from the govenor's mansion. He said it was to hang on the wall at 3316, to start a morning ritual. Then he mimed kegstands and vomiting. Senior year will be epic.
OK am i seriously the only one who thinks Cocaine Tuesdays is a bad idea?
tell me there's a reason my bed smells like paint thinner
I want a MapMyFart App, where I can mark every spot where I have ripped one. Like here.
after giving head I just always feel like I need like. ice cream. as both a means of getting the lingering sperm out of my mouth, and a congratulations.
I never thought I would be saying these words but...when did David Spade get hot?
How did the date go? No fake eyeballs this time?
He's gonna be like you slept with too many of my friends and you're being voted off the island haha
I've covered myself in body paint in the likeness of R2D2 and I still didn't get laid. Please explain.
I WAS SURROUNDED BY HAIRY BALLS ALL ALONE.
dude. I can hear the air.
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