Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
um i just realized that some of the people at my family reunion look inbred. thats not a good sign.
hahaha beady eyes set close together? defs inbred.
my dads cousin just put a cig in his dogs mouth and says, "look its a commercial for newport!" holy hell i hope im adopted.
she was so hammered she started drinking dishwasher detergent
I dont know whats funnier - that, or that we learned that poison control is closed at 2 AM
Eating a girl out that was just in the ocean does not make her taste like saltwater taffy
I just sneezed and it tasted like taco bell.
just witnessed some guy trade his friend $5 and a condom for his keys.
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
her idea of "friends with benefits" is her doing my laundry. i'm cool with it.
Is there a technical name for reverse cowgirl? I'm trying to maintain a little dignity with my mother here
Im just a social blackout drinker.
He's yummy.
HE'S GAY. AND 40.
Irrelevant.
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
Don't take advice from me. I'm simultaneously shitting and eating cheesecake.
:(. i have vodka in a fire extinguisher. that solves all problems. except fires. it would actually make that worse.
Nothing kills the mood like opening another guy’s dick pic in bed
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