we made out on top of his cat.
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
I cannot remember December 31 for the past 3 years. it might as well not even exist on my calendar anymore
First of all...stop making excuses. Second of all...Fuck the surgeon generals warning
Nicole, you can't keep coming over at 3am wanting to build igloos.
You kept making that girl eat peanuts, saying they were good for her baby..... I don't think she pregnant
let's just skip the pleasantries and go back to my place for pizza and casual sex
Chill out, I'm getting ready as fast as I can. I didn't even masturbate in the shower.
Random memory from the wedding, the bartender showed us how to open the windows and piss out of them.
Think I just subconsciously wanted a cigarette and started sleep walking to Carl's.. Didn't realize what I was doing until I found myself in an elevator.
The fact that me being able to walk down stairs is an accomplishment in my books pretty much explains how I am
Yeah so then I used the selfie stick his mom gave me to take nudes
First time a guy goes down on me and his dog had its head on my knee the whole time. I swear it was judging me.
I guess it's part of life. Sometimes your ex boyfriend becomes a drag queen.
I couldnt face her after that wonderful, terrible blowjob. Made a rope out of towels and climbed out her bathroom window.
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