doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
You screamed 'pound me, you big thick stud.' I looked around for porn cameras.
Shut up. I did not.
I really wish I was making that up.
his penis is like a homeless cat. ever since I've satisfied him he keeps showing up on my doorstep ask for more.
Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
Found a joint walking to class. I feel like the environment is rewarding me for being green.
I'm not sure what's more surprising, the fact that she said I reminded her of Danny Devito, or the fact that it got me laid.
Pillow talk just revealed that he originally thought I was 16.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
You're the only person that can successfully use titties and Jesus in the same sentence.
idk man, i just want to be a bad influence for future generations
Hey, what did you end up doing with those ski goggles?
Anything is possible. I didn't even know I was wearing the toilet cover as a hat
Today, I lack passion for anything but Taco Tuesday.
She's astronaut crazy. She will wear Depends and drive 12 hrs non-stop if you swipe right.
Challenge accepted
Is it okay that we fucked on my car hood, in his driveway, at 4 am with cars passing by ?
all I remember is them saying he had a big dick and the next thing I know I’m leaving with him
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