Are you kidding me. My sex life has diminshed to having wet dreams about jerking off.
The nice sales man at 711 gave me a handful of free lighters for buying a carton of cigarettes. I guess the depressed damsel in distress look works for me.
well, someone with very low standards is getting their dick sucked
we're going to dress like we're asking for it, because we are
She started licking your face, then you turned to me and said "I guess thats my cue", and you proceeded to hook up with her.
My roommate took my designated hickey removing spoon out of the freezer.
Just like to put it out there it's surprising how little reception a dog cage has
He handed me a beer to drink as he went down on me. I want to keep him
Dude respond to my evite. You're either coming to the orgy or not.
She's got Mike in the bathroom. He's covered in meat.
I woke up in a beaver hat and contruction vest.. I need answers.
I said, hypothetically speaking, if I was going to be having some rough sex Friday night, when WOULD be the best time for a massage, mother dear?
She swallowed the car key because she thought we were really going to make her drive.
Anytime you wish.we are doing double shots in the kitchen,and I drank a beer in the shower,so...the sooner you get here,the sooner you can get on our level.
For a second fuck I think last night went extremely well... our sexual relationship is progressing at a pace that im quite satisfied with.
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