Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
My dream in life is to scissor with Ellen. I don't care if I've got a dick. I'll make it work.
apparently i peed in my fridge last night because my vegetable drawer was filled with it.
So theres a slight possibility i may not graduate according to planned because i was out getting laid instead of studying. And im okay with that.
I want to punch and suck your dick at the same time. I don't think we have the healthiest of relationships.
Coming home soaking wet at three am and trying to convince the front desk man that we came from the library might have worked if I wasn't also roaring at everything.
you just kept saying 'take out my tanks' and tell the cab driver to go slower, i have no idea what you were talking about but i'm glad you had fun.
She was mid-sentence and then BOOM the hammock broke off the tree. I about pissed myself. Hot Sprite and Vodka make the world go round.
Like I had no idea he knew how to play girls the way he played me. His major is chemistry for christ's sake.
I feel like somebody took my brain out. Stomped on it with cleats. And then put it back together with a glue stick. Thank you.
Do you remember ripping my condom off last night while yelling "I DEMAND MY MEAT RAW" like a Viking?
I'm sorry that throwing up fish and Jamaican Rum in the back of your dad's car ruined our friendship
I should've negotiated that before I sat on his face.
The Domino's delivery guy is in front of me at The Wendy's drive-through. Hmmm.....
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