bella threw up all over the kitchen floor then looked at me, laughed, and walked away
isn't bella the cat???
that she is
she just sneezed while going down on me. is it rude for me to ask her to do it again?
I will also inform you that stairs change when you change a house. Those hurt.
I think I'm going to die by hangover. I'm in my spanish class. So I guess I'm going to be muerte.
Why is there an empty beer bottle in the shower?
Why wouldn't there be.
It has to be really easy to get midgets drunk.
just mention it in a side comment sometime today... like oh by the way i have a daughter but um yeah my day was good
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
I'm spooning a three legged dog right now. Started drinking whiskey with Breakfast. Best part about being biracial is Irish cousins. Dog Pic Attahed
They make twin pack pregnancy tests for girls like us
I am in a hotel room with 10 people. John is in bed eating an industrial sized pan of mashed potatoes. I think a non insignificant number of people saw my nipples.
Why the fuck is there a picture of us jumping a girl that's wearing my chicken mask?
The night is not complete until I am drnk and speaking to inanimate objects
Is there one of me peeing? If so do I look bangable in it
We're currently sharing pics of our cats. I can't wait to sit on her face.
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