Grow some girl-balls and come out already
i bet jesus would rush if he went to usc
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
I might scale it back and go as an investment banker. Which is the exact same costume as James Bond on LSD. I just introduce myself differently.
Ok John needs to move to the other side of the county. I do not like to be approached for a blow job in the produce section of Holiday Market.
I just realized the only way to play Edward forty-hands is commando in a skirt. This intelligence kick is really doing me justice.
I feel like despite his sleaziness I could be friends with this man. he just sent me a picture of his dog's balls.
I swear, when I turn 21 in four months, I'm going to carry a flask around with me, and make a drinking game out of everything.
Told my fifteen year old cousin's friend what to sext his girlfriend last night. He was scarred for life but she fucking loved it.
All im saying is that my face might fall off.
I can't tell if this is a hangover or just a perfect combination of shame and regret
He gave me an extra phone charger for the other side of the bed the other night. Is that love?
I checked her ID this morning. Lets just say...she's older than my mom
last night i was way too drunk and i was forcing people to let me tell them about mammals
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
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