I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
i told him he had the best dick i've ever seen. then supposedly i kept repeating "peter piper picked the perfect penis"
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
we made out at a charity event. really i was helping the fight against aids...
I just took a shit with a lightsaber in my hand. Dreams fulfilled.
He waited until after foreplay to tell me that he didn't have a condom and "we" would just have to settle for a bj tonight...
they told me if I wanted to live here I had to get an ass tattoo and then they all mooned me simultaneously. ass tattoos as far as the eye could see.
And, through a series of unfortunate events, I am at my grandmothers birthday party in a short dress and no underwear
i've written a new chapter in the saga of unexpected dongs
thanks again for a nice night (and please don't fuck my boss)
You fell in the corner and refused to get up unless someone helped you. And then you crawled under the pool table and took a nap.
No matter how long you've been away, there's nothing quite like pooping at your parents' house
It's one am and you're asking me if you should buy a plane ticket for a booty call.
I'd like to buy a season pass to your dick please.
you were trying to drink the laundry detergent and yelling blue drankkkkk
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