so, i drunkenly called my religious roomie because i was lost and told her if she couldn't come find me, jesus would condemn her to hell for not leading me to the light .. too much?
Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
She calls her new ritual "bed, bath, and beyond crunk". Hence why I found her passed out in my bath tub this morning.
He's having sex with his gf again. Every thump of his bed against the wall is insulting to our one night stand.
we got hammered off table wine and i ended up biting my acrylic nail off so i could finger his butt.. ill never look at valentines day the same
She didn't even ask about the dinosaur pinata in my trunk. Like at this point I think these are the things she expects from me
I just pulled a piece of cookie out of my bra in the middle of class. I'm forever alone.
Hey, I got 20% of the people home that I was responsible for. I can't be expected to do much more.
HE FINALLY TEXT ME AND CALLED ME BY MY TWITTER NAME STAND BY FOR THE WEDDING INVITE, BRIDESMAID
I asked him to change the channel. There was no way I could do reverse cowgirl with golf on.
I'd cum everywhere if I could have chicken nuggets right now
What are you gunna do with your life today
put it back together
Just passed a girl holding a jar filled with what appeared to be diarrhea
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
Bud light made chelada as a breakfast for those of us with class at 8 am
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