woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
I'm pretty sure there is a country song about this exact situation
Just so you know, the bottle of red gatorade is NOT GATORADE. It is definitely someone's puke. I hope nobody else makes the same mistake I did.
It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
It's hard to be a gentleman when a girl pauses her karaoke version of "a whole new world," and proceeds to tell the entire bar that she wants your cock in her mouth.
I'm still not sure if it was intentional, but the chiropractor definitely cradled his balls on my shoulder. He even seemed to adjust the sack for comfort. I think I should be flattered. He is a doctor, after all..
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
I think my nap took me to another dimension
I told the bartender that his red, white and blue shots were terrible and tasted like Thomas Jefferson's balls.
He told me if he passed out to wake him by sitting on his face, and if he suffocated at least he would die happy. Found the one.
When Ben was deep throating pickles last night I actually reconsidered our relationship
I feel like I don't show you my boobs enough. And you deserve to see them like all the time
There's a possibility I may have hooked up with that British guy...
Possibility? You left the door open! Everyone saw!
My manager caught me going taking a nap in an empty room. Apparently she sleeps there too.
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