Let's just have a brief moment of silence for my dignity before we start tonight
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
All I can think about is getting a lawsuit and chocolate
she let a homeless guy feel her up so she could go for a ride in his shopping cart
While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
I'm sorry I did drugs then got really loud and bitchy at your party and judged your choice in one night stands.
I thought he was being really sweet and protective when he pulled me away from the guy i was hooking up with, but turns out he just wanted me to get chicken nuggets with him...
I just want to be naked all the time but not in a sexual, come-hither and look at my ass sort of way. In a slightly chubby yet not ashamed way as I eat Taco Bell and lay on soft fuzzy blankets.
I felt guilty, it was so good!
Guilty? Oh great, I give the Jewish mother-in-law of blowjobs.
Im fairly sure two chicks roofied me last night. Suckers. I love free drugs.
She dressed up in a sexy maid outfit for me, but she got mad when I asked her to actually do some cleaning.
Brightest idea yet: lets drink enough at ladies-drink-free nights to make up for the cost of tampons. Breaking even on having vaginas!
An old biker dude just flirted with me at Food City. I enjoyed it. God damn I need to get laid.
I cant believe you bit her ass cheek, she must have been really weirded out.
yeah so we made out to make it less awkward
It should be perfectly legal to tase anyone not wearing a mask.
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