fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
It was like a spaceship landed and 1000s of hipsters filled up the park
I'm getting very good at recycling my hook ups. So even though i'm having more sex... I'm the same amount of slutty.
Yes! I like to call that picking from the buffet!
I'll just wear something slutty to the liquor store and hope for the best
that's your solution for everything
They both just did a shot, head butted each other, did another shot and then slapped each other in the face. These could be the two guys we've been looking for all our lives
1. They have gold fish races every wednesday. 2. They have a redbull vodka slushie. We need to visit this place.
1. My fish will beat your fish. 2. Were getting fucked up
I'm on the bus, watching a girl shush her balloons.
It was just...long. I started around 2. And I think i went to bed around 2. So 12 straight hours? I remember a milkshake and frozen grapes.
i was on the fire escape while he ate me out for a while before i realized he had shut the door behind us and locked us out and i proceeded to climb down the stairs and climb back into the party through the window.
i can only hope to be on your level one day.
I have poison ivy and a broken finger. Don't have a threesome in the woods.
Not sure when or why this happened but I just stopped giving a shit about everything
An old biker dude just flirted with me at Food City. I enjoyed it. God damn I need to get laid.
Getting food poisoning after eating at work was the cherry on top of my "Welcome back to real life" sundae.
Good news!! I can adult!! 😂 turning down the strip club on a weeknight has become my crowning achievement ðŸ˜ðŸ˜‚
Dude. Don't do acid and go to Disney on ice. Hear my warnings. That snow monster will fuck your shit up.
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