using no condom is gross. my vagina has a dress code.
after everytime she pucked, she insisted on us all giving her high fives
She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
went out last night and woke up on the bathroom floor again, thinking about just moving my bed in there.
omg. if hes just gonna get mad everytime i have sex with one of his "friends" then it was never gonna work out
In case you were wondering, my scare crow is wearing your outfit from last night.
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
in a garage, wearing a toga, theyre debating the logistics of Coke Pong. If I don't make it out of here... it was me who stole your Barbie in the 4th grade- I've never forgiven myself.
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
Oh my god there's only so much masturbating one can do before one wants to fucking cry
We also had a full on debate about how realistic and useful teleportation and time travel would be...and only used Twilight Zone episodes as "scientific evidence"
How much do souls cost? I feel like I need one if those.
My mom just asked if I've gotten any girls pregnant how is your day going
I have successfully trained your dog to bring me pudding cups!
I’m doing tequila shots with lesbians. This isn’t how I planned my night but I’m not complaining
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