i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
you made a powerpoint titled 'things i've drank tonight' and emailed it to me.
it was like, one of those nights where you keep going back to the fridge because you just can't get full. except, with sex.
she asked to have her picture taken with every guy we walked by.
I don't even see the point of going over to his place dressed anymore.
I hope you fall on your chin.
Jealousy makes you ugly.
I didn't know whether to laugh at the fact that a dog bit his balls or throw up cause my dad was telling me a story involving his balls.
Check your mailbox. I left a "sorry I didn't have time to suck your dick today" consolation gift.
Something about the fact that I could do coke off her ass cheeks just speaks to me
That's what jaeger bombs out of teacups will do to you.
I heard drunk is the new sober. I heard me say that. To a cop. Can you come get me??
Happy Halloween!! Last Halloween we spent together you got brought home in a shopping cart
I was told that I need a reference for my blow job skills. Be expecting a phone call tomorrow.
Listen all we did was not even pretend we aren’t each other’s type and live together and constantly encourage each other to get laid for 6 months.
Idk how it devolved into us fucking.
Um. I just realized I still have a beer in my purse from last night. I'm at work. I am so classy.
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