She said if it slipped out one more time she was going to duct tape it in her vagina
Jeremys mom is here. I gave her mad jello shots and now were griding. ima give it to her: ultimate payback for him fucking my gf.
you told me to make out with him to promote the social success of the sorority
at first i was worried but she assured me her frail vegan body would have no chance at conception.
I don't think you'd be able to understand Inception if you weren't high...
we're driving around with this really dirty (unclean and inappropriate) 60 year old ex-san quintin con named old skool d that my brother knows and hes bringing us to get weed. what is montana?
Everyone is speaking Spanish and this 300 hundred pound chick is talking about the time she got out of prison... Fuck this place
We got way too high so we're sitting in the parking lot of the movies trying to figure out what bar to go to
like are we talking 'quick beer' bad or 'break out the real vodka' bad
He was on top and as he finished he yelled "I love gold" , so yeah I'm seeing him later tonight
there may have been a blood oath never to speak of it again...only reason i can think of as to why there was a 1 inch bloody cut on my right boob
how do i act around someone who's shoes i puked in while naked and blackout?
I am pants-free in the living room. This is liberating.
it was the kind of sex that I don't even know how my hair extentions are still in
I was asked to be part of a mmf threesome. I think I'd rather stay home, watching Orange is the New Black and cuddle with my cat though
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