I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
just the thought makes me want to clean my vag with a clorox wipe
For some reason, Oliver from Hannah Montana reminds me of pudding.
That's cute.
My grandma had to be escorted out by police.
No, i went to get it done but the guy couldnt find it. exhibit A of why i wanted a clit piercing in the first place.
Found a Safeway Deli Sandwich in the shower this morning... Perhaps the 9th beer was unnecessary.
There is a nerf war going on here. I just cleaned the blood out of the fridge
Bring single women, or taken women who are unhappy with their relationships, or women who are happy with their relationships but have low moral standards, or women who just like to remove clothing when drunk (relationship status is unimportant for this option)
Had to. She was getting married in 2 days & her vag was having a close out sale. You know I love a good bargain.
How many strippers in the world do you think have had a debate with someone about the NRA?
There no better feeling of self control than stopping yourself before telling your girlfriend she gives head just like her sister.
Then years and years after that I will send you a picture of my warped vagina from all the kids that I had.
Considering who their parents are, maybe you should use vodka for the baptism.
So it's official the pockets of my work apron exist solely for the purpose of secretly flipping off asshole customers and not losing my job.
I'm eating dinner with his parents and my phone goes "MOVE BITCH GET OUT THE WAY!" Thanks.
Randomize
