therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
I had to move some guys boxers out of the dryer. This is the closest I'll be getting to dick this month.
making an appointment with student health services to check out my pinkeye on 4/20. they are going to thing this is such a joke
He's a good guy, we stopped by his old church.
And you didn't burst into flames?
You went from loaded cattleman, to football player, to better football player, to art major from Missouri. Your future was looking so good for a while.
sitting in the bathroom telling some girl to keep puking or she will die. while holding a beer. nursing school rocks.
Sorry I dragged you across a parking lot
future-me showed up mid trip and gave us a thumbs up.
we somehow managed to fit a llama, a stripper pole and a hayride all into the same day.
idk the fact that her roommate had a sign that said "enter without knock, exit without cock" makes me really NOT want to go steal her pot.
My moral compass cannot be waived by two measly bloody Mary's
Rule 1: If any of us dies on a trip, the other two have to 'Weekend at Bernies' the shit outta that corpse...
She'd probably like you more if you'd stop fucking her husband.
I just found glitter glue on my jesus bracelet...am I really that gay?
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