SEEEEXXX PLEASE
I checked for jungle juice on Weight Watchers. they didn't have it.
you flashed the cab driver so we didn't have to pay the fare and then you decided you were on a roll so you flashed the guy at the maccas drive through... safe to say your boob job was the best idea ever!!
i feel as uncomfortable as your camel toe looks.
just watched the video of me leading you with a trail of french fries.
We are going all out this weekend. My liver is already smiling.
I decided tomorrow is going to be great day wether my period likes it or not
And then we made hashbrowns with vodka and queso.
They made out. Sounded like hippos drinking water
I'm allowing myself one mistake a year. He gets to be 2012.
Good morning sunshine. Care to hear the riveting tale of Michelle and the Almost Great Night That Ended In An Early Morning of Karma Emptying It's Bowels On Her Guilty Shoulders?
i think god would be more upset with me for turning down such a beautifully crafted cock than he would for me liking girls
I'm just gonna ride this ego train to sex town
not sure if actually covered in glitter or just drunk
He responded to all of my texts prodding for dirty talk with "I will do anything you are comfortable with."\n\nChivalry is great, but being comfortable doesn't get me wet.
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