sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
you're close to getting here right? Because if you're still not here and I have to get dressed to answer the door for the pizza guy, i'm tipping him $100 on your credit card to spite you
Also txt me when you take your first dump of the year... I'd like to synchronize if that's at all possible.
There is a girl in my drunk limo who hasn't seen an uncircumcised penis. Hook me up with a picture.
i have a queen bed, a cherrywood bed frame, and gold sheets. how are you saying no to me right now?
I used my yoga mat as a door stop so he couldn't come into my room when i was sleeping last night. Drunk engineering at its finest
He brought me breakfast in bed after our one night stand. Beer and Cheerios I may come back to this place
Are you coming to class or was the dick pic this morning your way of saying not today?
I'm like going proud parent over you doing drugs, this is so wrong.
just chugging fertility tea and vodka, no big deal.
I'm serenading his dick with my words. I understand how poets get inspiration now.
Thanks for leaving me with drunk gabby
Hahahaha why what's happening?
She's sending me morse code through the wall....typical
You told me you could hear my heartbeat through my penis but your methods were unethical.
Sixty five beats a minute. I stand by that.
i just cleaned my bong... I do not feel healthy
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