The university put out a message about those missing salt and pepper shakers... You should at least give back 60 of them.
just watched paranormal activity stoned. laughed the whole time and screamed when they turned on the lights. eating doritos. I love my life
You kept telling that ginger girl, "it's not your fault, it's not your fault, it's not your fault."
who knew that if you vomit while skydiving the puke goes up towards the people that are behind you.
almost passed out on the way to class today.. laid down in a construction site. bad idea
I woke up with my keys safelty pinned to my thong. It's gonna be a great day.
While he was going down his phone rang and he answered saying I'll call you later I'm eating.
When else am I ever going to have a chance to do lines with T-Pain?
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
I need a Jamo leash. Just tie it to my wrist and every time you see me reaching for a shot of it, just yank my hand away
My mind just played a snippet of me asking to be a Joey and trying to climb into your apron pocket...
Do you want to get naked and order pizza with me
i think she learned that just cuz half shots were easier, doesnt mean she can have triple as many.
We made a blanket fort in my dorm room and fucked in it. Twice. I'm in love.
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