Just woke up and stopped at the WaWa in Virginia. Had major morning wood and didn't try to hide it when walking around. So many awkward stares.
when we woke up the fish was dead lying next to us on the bed. wat should i tell her
Dont even try and act like it wasn't you who made the sex tape of my dogs.
First lesson of the year: don't close the bar on mondays
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
I think if it were a part of everyone's daily routine, the world would be happier. International Finger Yourself While Bathing Day.
I could of sworn you were praying in the strip club.
I woke up naked on my couch playing a video game I thought I had dreamed about... oh yeah, and someone cut my hair.
& I just realized there is no vomit smiley. There needs to be a vomit smiley
Can you please explain to me why there are 7 bags of tacos in my bed?
Let's play another riveting game of "Whose boxers are hanging on my fence?"
Well I'm in a stranger's bed.
Gotta leave to watch the Lions
He fell asleep on top of me after sex. For 3 hours. Poor guy worked too hard.
if it makes you feel any better you looked really comfortable while you were sleepin in the closet, atleast according to the pictures i woke up with on my phone
I'm classy like audry Hepburn. Chugging wine out of the bottle on the way to the club. Shed do that. I know she would.
Randomize
