If you want her to think you're a true humanitarian, you may want to stop referring to Hands Across America as "the Ghostbusters 2 of fund raisers."
There is something about drinking on a golf course and getting with younger women that just really makes me feel at home.
I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
he asked me if i wanted "a hit" off his inhaler. its definitely time for a new roommate
he said I was the best sex he's ever had, handed me a burger king crown and told me to take my walk of shame with pride
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
Threesome in a minivan. New low
You kno how some people just need a "everything will be alright" pat on the back? I need an "everything will be alright" blowjob right now. Come over
Ran into his mom at the bar, i told her "i know he's married now but I'd still do him"
I think I'm still a little drunk from Sunday Funday and I just changed for a date in my car. wish me luck.
I was woken up in my old house by the new residents ... I don't even have a Key anymore
I can't tell if I have the Pizza Hut shits or beer shits
Our nipples touched last night. It was tender.
I'm glad we can *facepalm* it together over the married couple we fucked separately.
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
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