its not stalking. its research.
Brandon just fucked that chick! I tried to warn him but T9 said she had "puppy roses" instead of "pussy sores"
you stole their roomba and ran out the door so that you could 'set it free'.
we found you passed out on lawn and the roomba bouncing back and forth on the sidewalk.
What is wrong with this kid? He'll take ecstasy but won't take dayquil?
The trip involved octopus tentacles coming from the little holes in my TV's speakers. The beauty of the nonexistant symbolism had me in tears.
Wat the fuck dude ketchup in my bong???
You. Me. A bottle of Vodka. The wilderness.
Just make sure my intervention has a theme...
I am self-sufficient. I puked in a wine glass and emptied it in the trash. Points for style and neatness
He just whispered "doors are weird" and then laughed so hard he fell down the stairs.
Some guy just ate one of the dog treats. I have him a free beer. I love my job.
Before consuming her Waffle House she did a few deep breaths and cleared the table to "prepare herself for this"
Paycheck hits in 37 minutes and I literally just emptied my handle of Tito's. If that isn't budgeting like a fucking adult, I don't know what is.
I probably shouldn't be taking relationship advice from my side piece...
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
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