i guess its officially winter break. i woke up alone and fully clothed this morning.
just saw a girl who had one of those monogrammed backpacks... her initials are VAG. is this a sign?
Theres a disney princess moonbounce on karen st. and I'm drinking beer at a little league field. this might end with me in jail.
How did currency from Costa Rica make it's way into my wallet...?
im sorry, I just can't fuck a guy who can't receive picture messages
So basically i got outta bed and started peeing on the a/c unit..when my roommate tried to stop me i looked at him and said "i got this"
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
Day drinking straight vodka out of a Mountain Dew can being towed behind a kayak on a raft. And no, there is no time difference, it really is 10 am.
Don't tell me 'the Fonzie' doesn't work. Went to see Shakespeare high and gave the sign to the dude playing Macbeth. Now at a cast party getting blown. All hail the Fonz.
I got high and had sex with reindeer antlers on. It was magical and animalistic. Tia the season.
He's balder, I'm skinnier. I win. I. Win.
At this point in job hunting, I'm willing to become a leather daddy if it means some sort of income.
I mean, he'll either figure it the fuck out or set my apartment on fire. Either way, it will be entertaining.
I was just at Kroger and saw some guy with a steelers balloon... ran up to him and popped it. NO RAGRETS.
Okay, but that still doesn't explain all the glitter in my puke.
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