did you get engaged???
i just saw an asian skipping down the street and it made me think of you
After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
You sent me a text calling me "cunt" while i was in the middle of dumping my bf.
So we're fucking tonight?
He made sure to throw up on the Mexico side of the border while we were in line at the check point. Then finished by screaming you an have it back. You can have it all back.
I am literally using a balloon as a pillow on a park bench.
Just made nicotine water. Ithink i'm having a heart attack.
Jameson and I invented street rugby last night. Yeah
you realize you insisted on them having a dance off to korean music to determine who takes you home?
Just do it. I grew some lady balls and did it last year. It's your turn. Time to show what you're made of. Hit it or quit it.
Please come over here so I can show off my beard, talk to you about how quantum computing is actually a symptom of interstellar physics, and then put my head under your dress
i want to shrink myself down to penis size, climb inside of her pussy and just live there for a few months.
How high were you when you left that message, cause you made honest-to-God, credible seal noises.
We should have a mid-burrito sex-break, too. Just so we don't get too full all at once
Good point.
Now all I have unanswered questions and a fucked up finger
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