Sometimes I worry for your future but then I remember how big your boobs are.
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
we marched down beaver avenue with lit tiki torches humming the olympics opening song.
I am willing to take shots of vanilla extract. That's how this night has been.
Even the paramedic said "what a way to kill a party"
So my mom and I were talking about what I should get you for christmas. She made it clear I cannot get christmas lingerie.
Our neighbors just passed us a blunt from their deck, and are hooking us up.
I just baked them cookies. We're friends now.
This vodka tastes like I'm not going to class tomorrow.
He called me at two in the morning to tell me he was throwing the tiny Thor hammer at moving vehicles. Apparently he missed the guy on the motorcycle.
Id prob hit it, but i instagram edited her picture to make her look better. Ha. She should fuck me just for that.
It's just great that Easter is on 4/20 this year. Now everyone can enjoy the Easter egg hunts. And being around my whole family.
in retrospect i think my mom tried to raise me gay
I'm not getting off this floor. I love this floor
Are u alive? If u are, you deserve an award.
If it makes you feel any better, I can't find the goldfish I dropped like five minutes ago.
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