I didn't realize he wasn't circumcised... it looked like the Unibomber...
Dont judge me. Him and his friends got me drunk for free, the least i could do was suck his dick
there are 10 yearolds here who keep calling me on the elbow rule!
Wait are they playing beer pong to?
Yeah getting kicked out of the bar at 1 pm really set the tone for the day.
got woken up at 7:30 by a drunk girl asking me where she was... apparently she slept on my futon
she was in a cheetah costume
I know your texting costs money, but I'll pay for it if you consider this. Oversized frozen jello shots. I'll buy everything needed if you approve. Let me know
Just took 4 secret shots in his bathroom to not remember him naked.
I should have questioned it early on when they said bring beer and chocolate syrup
Bring scissors.....i think im gonna have to be cut out of this damn jockstrap
How the fuck did I get back? Last thing I remember is being on some hot guy's shoulders yelling at girls shaking their asses
We'll talk about it later...
i just tried to use a string cheese as a light source
My car windows are covered in lube. Happy 4th of July!
I'm actually glad the whole thing's over now. It's exhausting to fake a pregnancy.
Imagine not having to fake it.
Yeah, I should never have kids, probably.
First non virgin Sunday. Bursts into flames.
I'm about to go get lunchables and alcohol. Take that adulthood
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