I hate your face
wow wtf my bar tab was 80 dollars
IT WAS DOLLAR BEER NIGHT
Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
just caught my little brother jacking off the family pet
i just renamed my vag "the sorting hat"
Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
His health insurance plan WILL NOT cover Lasix surgery but it WILL cover 100% of a penis enlargment operation...
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
I want a picture of impoverished children wearing Oregon national champions shirts.
Yes, I feel sorry for the tribe that gets those. They won't be able to hide from the lions.
he tried to catch his projectile vomit...then went back to beer pong
Drunk me was responsible for doing it, but sober me was definitely cheering him on
I may be bringing home two guys tonight. I'f they won't go for a double-team you can have the lanky one.
I thought you wanted to talk?
What part of "Lets have angry sex" means I want to talk?
Kids parked next to me are getting it on. I'm eating chicken nuggets listening to Kanye alone. Happy Valentine's Day.
Fire trucks are here again. It wasn't me this time.
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