so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
these two guys are about to go shot for shot with syrup
now he is talking to a potato
there's nothing like the elf drinking game to get me in the christmas spirit.
A very small part of me wants you to appreciate me for more than just my breasts. But the rest of me is breasts.
Chalk up having sex in a car wash.
You threw a bunch of trashcans into the middle of the street and nothing happened. I fell on one car and suddenly there were cops everywhere...
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
besides i was ending his dry spell. it's written in the bible that jesus likes that right?
All in all only spent $2 at the bar ln... Fucking love having a vagina
Bro if you don't text me back I'm gonna send you a picture of my nut sack every ten seconds for the rest of the night. I'm home alone with nothing to do. Don't push me.
Everyone heard you scream that I was to be naked, in your bed in 5 minutes. We were one hell of a shitshow spectacle
So shaving my butt whilst humming "be prepared" is now in my top five weirdest Friday night activities.
If I ever say "I'm never drinking again" just hand me a bottle of jack. I'll snap out of it.
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