doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
dude we were spooning naked in bed with her ass in my crotch. she sharted in her sleep all over my dick.
he sat in the bathtub shirtless yelling in gibberish for 40 minutes. funniest. stoner. ever.
doing a bong hit while wearing crest white strips...not such a great idea...
Its not christmas eve unless I give him head. I wont take no for an answer
Ya, found out why there were rat traps in my bed. Guess I pissed in Sams room so he went to the store and got them and put them on my bed and put tabasco in his humidifier and put it in my room
the night ended with taco bell and tears
No. I'm too high for this. I gotta focus my mind for my future Hooter's interview
I cannot describe the pre-ejaculative horrors thru the medium of text messaging
there's a drunk hobo under the bridge wearing a jester hat and screaming at women
I believe in weed hangovers. To say the least.
Ur wingman ability is causing serious doubt
Ok first off its WAY easier if you are actually here
he came with me to get plan b but they didn't have any. when I started crying he said "come on it's not that bad.. ill go get sandwiches from the vending machine and we'll have our first meal together as a family"
Upon further investigation my nipples are bruised and I have teeth marks all over.
Congratulations you now have a pet Scotsman.
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