i don't remember but I assumed it was bad when I woke up with directions from his house to mine already pulled up on my phone
Ok I might come if this chair quits being so great...I'm also seeing this bush in the corner turn into a witch
Girl walking by was talking on the phone about how he needed to write a gratitude list in her letter to god this week. Too stoned
You left your underwear on the fireplace
I'm eating a piece of cake like an apple. At least my thought process is healthy.
don't get you morals all over my torrid fantasties
It might have taken me 30 minutes but I finally finished the toast I made. That hungover.
Dude. Where are you? I'm making waffles in the waffle iron. It's beautiful.
Dude they're making a condom for people who have no feeling in their penises that will make them able to have an orgasm. I love science
So I've been in more fights on one leg than I've had on two.
I was drunk, he was taking a bodyshot while avoiding my piercing. I told him I loved him. He waited until I woke up with my hangover to say he loved me too. It was hangover magic.
So he came on my stomach this morning and I totally forgot about it until after you poured that body shot.
YOU DESERVE A GUY WITH A NORMAL DICK DONT SETTLE FOR ANYTHING LESS
You went to pound town last night and chow town this morning. Boy you need a passport.
she grabed my junk and started making lightsaber noises
I wonder if you could get her in a metal bikini
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