you know you were refereeing rock paper scissors for who got to make out with your sister right?
I know you didn't add your TWO random hook ups from the weekend to your FB friends AND change your status to "Good Catholic Girl" on the same day.
Drunk off five beers on a Tuesday. I'm not sure which part of that statement is more sad
This is how we made chicken soup last night: Whole chicken in a pot of vodka with a box of crackers and some carrots. We should go pro.
One last question would your parents let me sleep in your bathtub for the night?
I gurantee you I'll be the only one dressed as a giraffe.
I had ketchup on my elbow and a random girl goes "I got it" and licked it off, only on game day
remember that guy i blew in a bathroom in barcelona, i just blew him again in rome. lightning does strike twice.
ATTENTION ALL CONTESTANTS OF SLUTFEST 2012 ; not only will we be judging on how many penis you have sucked but also girth and length will be calculated. If you are found lying you will be disqualified. Remember your fellow participants will be rendering the same services to probably the same people. So choose wisely and let the games begin!
Found my underwear in a solo cup. That about sums up this weekend.
you know it's a good party when the fucking floor caves in. THE FUCKING FLOOR.
Yea no bueno and I only brought enough weed to last one night. And it was no Hanukah nug, it didn't last 8 days.
Woke up with two different pairs of pants in the pockets of a jacket.None of the above are mine.
We had sex on his sofa while his friend cheered and threw bugles at us
We're lying on the pavement outside of the college. No one has asked if we're okay. I think they all understand.
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