Hahahhahaha! Oooh get it! Ugh I am so dead but if I go to the lib whuich I will hopefully b havung sex instead, ill hit u up
You're so nebulous sometimes
Tell mom and/or dad that I am going to be home late. I am really blazed. Don't tell them that part, though.
today i did the best job ever shaving. like my vagina is PERFECT. plus i straightened my hair for a good hour. if i don't get ass tonight, i'm killing a baby.
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
Just got physical proof that at 6 am i was running around with raw potatoes threatening to mash them on his floor. Hello, Mobile uploads
You just kept yelling, "THAT'S THE POWER OF PINESOL, BABY!"
I think i can hear god laughing at me and yelling "thou shall pay for thy habits of underage drinking" through a megaphone directly at my eardrums
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
I should've realized you were drunk when you began to point at my crotch while yelling "Funland!!!"
He complimented the perfect handprints you left on each of my ass cheeks.Thanks.
Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
I can't wait to see you again. It will be like when we first started dating- but with less clothes.
if you and your penis don't hurry up, I'm getting drunk without you.
I am going to constantly be reminded of you for the next couple of days because of how sore my vagina is. It's just the price I have to pay.
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