Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
Am I the only person who thinks Megan Fox looks totally like a Thai lady boy with a serious tanning bed fix?
I have a drinking game planned. Were gunna watch empire records. Everytime they say rex manning we have to take a shot
just had to re-breakup with her. it was like shooting a dead horse that was crying and talking.
I think a used vibrator from amazon.com is a great valentines day gift foe my ex.
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
Okay do all 29 year olds have erectile dysfunction or just the two I've slept with?
Carpeing THE FUCK out of that diem
I never should have let my cousin and his pregnant girlfriend move in with me. I'm never having sex again. They scare off men more than 'my dream wedding' pin board.
But he's not just anonymous male genitalia anymore. I've met him, I've seen his face.
In that case, if you come anywhere near my house you can expect to be chased down various streets by a half naked me wielding a baseball bat. No, I am not giving you my address.
Why so serious bruh
I will 100% jerk off using my own tears as lube before I'd ever bang a 4.
Fuck the walk of shame. I make this shit glorious.
The fact that you arent wearing shoes probably just adds to the classiness
Condom wrapper stuck to my shirt ups the anty
We decided it was a good idea to go streaking through the campus. Everything was fine until the sprinklers turned on and we realized the keys were in his pocket.
My "birthday sex" consisted of approximately 25 seconds of him going down on me in the shower.
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