honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
literally every day that goes by where he doesn't talk to me makes me more determined to get him to have sex with me
Our cab driver just admitted to beating up kids in the 60's who didn't smoke pot...
According to the stories I've heard I decided I was a stuntman after my 6th shot of Jack
but then the words kidney pain and possible testicle shrinkage kept ringing in my head
That moment when your whole family facetimed you just moments before you threw up all over the entire living room
My boobs looked so good under the black light I saw a girl physically cover her boyfriend's eyes.
I drank so much that my feet don't feel like my feet
After 8 hours of circus trick sex, his parents are both hugging me and kissing me on the cheek asking when I'm coming back over. Score?
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
Did you make it home alright?
No I'm sitting under a tree by a cricket. He's alone crying out for someone to Fuck him. This guy gets me.
Hammered...8am...why is there chickens in the living room?
Idk if you've ever tried hysterically crying in the shower listening to Florence + The Machine but it's honestly a life-affirming experience
Never going back to jail again. Only time in my life I've ever had a wet dream about jerking it...
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