no, he came in my armpit
standing in the yard with no pants on waiting for google maps to come and take a picture.
Getting blown during the Cavs game doesn't make it any less depressing.
Shaking her cervix like it's the hottest ticket around
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
You're not horrible. Thank you for my pandas.
So do you remember the bartender that caught me when I fell off the bar 4 weeks ago? He hasn't been to work since...Woops.
I just spent 5 minutes saying how beautiful you are and you come back with dont get fat cause you have weird nipples.
That moment when I wear the same thing I did to a motel nooner to my family's Christmas party... Ho Hoety Ho bitches
Also, I found this app that is basically a tamagochi from the 90's and now I finally have something to keep me busy at work!
"I'm a professor to university students" I say as I realize I have a nipple piercing that I have no memory of getting
I explained to him that me turning straight is a once a year thing. And this boy just happens to be the chosen one.
There's nothing like when u really click with a stripper
i think if a sober person was watching us they would have not thought we were witty
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