Steve is enlightening me on how and why u put gerbils up your ass
Don't judge me. Haven't eaten all day so I'm in my room sticking my finger in peanut butter, then jam, then my mouth.
I ended up with bruises on the back of my knees. Tell me again how I did this?
The chlamydia really affected his face.
and i think wearing the clothes from last night are out of the question...was there mud wrestling there? because i look like a participated..with a cat.
Do me a favor? If you get with him, please lick his abs. Someone has too they're just too beautiful not to.
he said good things come in small packages and I decided to hook up with someone else
The perfect world is just rainbows and rocknroll and good sex. With the occasional stripper ridIng a horse. I spelled occasionally right?
I learn from experience and I experienced what it would be like to completely lose my mind and then wake up with a stab wound.
There was another blizzard last night and at one point I was drinking 3 beers at once. Driving home didn't seem like a wise option
I just gave my mom some ones that look like they've probably been in some strippers cooter. Oops.
Haha. Just tell your mom not to smell them
Hey mom, most of this money I'm giving you is in ones. Don't ask why and whatever you do don't smell them.
Sounds legit to me.
Pretty sure the cop told you that you were the first person he pulled over for being drunk on a tractor. So there's that.
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
You're a mystery wrapped in an enigma wrapped in a redhead
We hotboxed his bathroom. going to be a good night
Hotbox went wrong - smoke sets off fire alarm. Firefighters coming
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