He asked me if I "almost moaned"
They need to add a relationship status option on fb that says "having the baby of..."
What part of "you pissed in the tent" do you not understand?
Just because he's a soilder doesn't mean his dick is a hero.
You stood next to him taking HUGE gasps of air in an attempt to second hand smoke his cig because you didn't have one...
i'm not a hellocoptur, but youer in a dorm ans im un a dorm
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
STOP TELLING PEOPLE I PEED ON YOU
This american gymnastics guy.... He just messed up. I feel so bad. I just wanna hug him until he stops crying. Not even in a sexual way. I just wanna hug him.
Ever walked into a basement full of 10 guys jerking it to a live stripper? Cause I have. Always confirm the address of a house party. Always.
I fell asleep in my underwear on the deck. What the fuck.
This was the best text I've ever woken up to
Fucked a kid by the name of your hometown tonight... FOR THE WIN.. BF4L
He is a sweet angel sent from dick heaven!
the guy next to you kind of looks like a penguin. i'm going to fuck him
Hey mike is locked out, sleeping on the common room couch, no idea where his pants are nor does he know where he is. When you get this let him in? And let me know ur alive too!
Randomize
