Her best guy friend really had a thing for her all along.... Now we're back together and he's gone Dawson's Creek with his away messages.
REAL PEOPLE DRINK 3 BEERS ALONE WILL WATCHING THE LIFETIME MOVIE ABOUT PRINCE WILLIAM AND KATE MIDDLETON
Hickey on my chest, threw out my elbow and now walking out my shame.
Youre getting too old for this
Speaking of ejaculate, did you get the side of your car cleaned off?
Is this helping you get pumped up or am I going to have to send you more dick pics?
I just got a huge discount at GameStop for having tits. I win.
Long story short he broke into a preschool and threw all their cones into a tree.
I almost tried texting you with my pipe. Holy fuck this is good shit.
I need to pay that drinking in public ticket, but I also really want to get a spray tan next week... so priorities.
I'm a bit offended I got no nudies back but it's whatever
They're in the mail. Snapchats too fast. I want the suspense.
If there's one thing i learned from edward 40hands is that i couldnt handle life with bottles for hands
reason #326 why I'm still single.... my date just told me there's a little boy ghost that lives in his closet because he likes his music.
the amount of 23-year-old guys who have seen me naked is starting to get a little worrying
I'm not sure why he thinks weird that I masturbate AND look at pinterest at the same time.
She was going down on me before I had a chance to tell her I arrested her brother 3 hours earlier
Randomize