How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
I caught a rooster roaming Edison Park then released it in the bar. They made me try to catch it again and somebody played the chicken dance while I chased it
he wanted me to put the condom on for him. I was high and couldn't figure it out.. so instead we played xbox.
When I stretch out her lips her vagina looks like a dolphin...this birthmark is awesome
My broken door handle makes it really inconvient for when i need to puke at red lights.
My kindergarten teacher served me... All coming full circle
Any man who has a face like that and a bike, deserves a vagina like yours permanently.
So, just in case you go to the bathroom in the middle of the night.. Sam is asleep in the first stall.
Well Apparently I went to piss out my window last night, woulda been ok if I opened the window or the blinds.
Best ethics paper a stoner could write. I called my professor Dr. Superfly Arandia. And I'm pretty sure I used "respect the hustle" somewhere in there too.
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
I just wrote my resume on the same park bench I got felt up at in freshman year of highschool... I've truly come full circle
Moral of the story - don't craft naked. Your nipples with thank me.
i just drunk stumbled into my home... to figure out that we moved 2 weeks ago..
I think I should write my liver a thank you note. If it had my work ethic, I would be dead now.
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