he said he didn't have a condom.
and you said?
that that's fine cause i was ready to be a mom. yeah - he magically had a condom he forgot about after that.
We went to red robin and there was a 15 minute wait so we went and fucked in the car. Quickies, endless fries, and a mascot handing out balloons- this is literally the night of my dreams.
i wish that every time i slipped on a sheet of ice i had the ability to recover with a michael jackson move
I found out during it when he said "my girlfriend never does this" so he's all to blame, I had no idea until half way through.
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
I miss the time when Mondays weren't the new Thursdays. I can't drink like my 17 year old self anymore.
in my defense, he kept drinking all of my water.
he had diabetes and you told him to stop being a pansy!
Hefty paycheck and not get wasted can't exist in the same night
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
Rumble strips road head = magical
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
No, this place just freaks me out. Like I feel like ill get pregnant just being here. And all those pregnant bellies. It's weird.
I didn't pay $79 for lingerie for you to cum in 30 seconds
I'm at a Tim Horton's and two girls just came in handcuffed to eachother
i just realized i have only had sex on couches so far this year. i can't decide if that's impressive or trashy
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