I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
im so horny i just used my electric toothbrush to masturbate. god help me
how ive managed to spend 100$ at an open bar is beyond me.
We must be getting old. All of our friends are having kids and they aren't illegitimate.
i just got cum up my nose. i would have expected more from the captain of the men's lacrosse team
This is one of those times where I really wish my vagina could tell me what happened last night.
I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
Dude I swear I heard "geet out!!!" when I went down on her. I shouldve listened.
Typical Sunday afternoon purchase of condoms and a helium tank.
Guess who won a bet and gets to name it Optimus prime if it's a boy
Nevermind. Totally worth it.
I'm sorry I did drugs then got really loud and bitchy at your party and judged your choice in one night stands.
My last 2 google image searches were 'a lot of pudding' followed by 'a generous portion of pudding'
I would rather suck a dick or two than go there
I have tasted many bathrooms
I blame her lesbian super powers of coercion.
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