I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
What did you even date her?
because emotionally unstable girls are great in bed.
Just found out I reached my $2500 deductible and I have a $5 million dollar cap on my health insurance. Let's get drunk and do something recklessly stupid tonight.
Nope she woke up in a hotel room alone on 55th street. A guy in a lamborgini gave her a ride this morning. She was walking barefoot home
Woke up in a wet suit with my junk cut out. In a strange apartment. Just found thing biggest bong u have ever seen. WHERE ARE YOU?!?!?!
they paper machayed me.
i told you ... never pass out drinking with preschool teachers.
You ninja crawled over five sleeping guys to get in my room at 6 in the morning to wake me up for sex
...and I think that may just be my favorite moment in our fuckbuddyship
Nah I've been there. The worst you'll see is some hobo peeing in a sewer at 3 am on a Saturday
I'm now having weird sexual fantasies about that riverdancing figure skater. So thanks for that.
in the midst of studying i picked up my capsule full of untouched weed, popped it open, and whispered "soon" into it. midterms man
I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
A dick pic is not a proper way to say I'm sorry
OMFG. JUST WALKED IN ON A DUDE JERKING IT IN THE MCDONALDS BATHROOM
Stall or urinal?
The last thing I remember is trying to chug the rest of the everclear, running through a fence, and laying down in the snow. I hurt.
And tell your penis that we can hang out tonight for sure.
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