is it bad that i kinda- ok, reallyyy don't remember having sex with him last night?
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
can we please take bets on how much therapy you'll need in the future?
turns out they were just sand fleas, not crabs.. thank you random mexican girl from padre who's name i can't pronounce
Two things. 1 - I want to apologize for my drunkeness last night. 2 - I want to pre-apologize for my anticipated drunkeness tonight.
He yelled out my full name in bed...I felt like I was being scolded.
he fed me chocolate as I gave him a handjob. I felt like a princess.
You wanted to thank my penis. You wanted me to take the condom off so you could touch it and thank it.
And is it bad that I haven't talked to guys who I haven't already dated? I feel like a recycle bin.
Did this whole conversation happen while you were shitting?
This is not a drill. I need a cape. And a tuxedo. Simultaneously. Repeat. NOT. A. DRILL....
I or someone else dumped a lot of glitter into my boobs last night.
I woke up in a beaver hat and contruction vest.. I need answers.
we were all too drunk to realize that the cat wasnt yours
Apparently I repeatedly thanked the paramedic for saving the "happy new year" beads i was wearing. that bad.
Randomize
