I'm not a real person
I'm sorry, everyone knows that
Sadly no. But I was pantsless when they came to get me. Which made me miss you...
Plan A DEFINITELY worked... Go with me to get Plan B??
I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
stuffed animals make me feel really maternal.
just went trash diving in my work clothes for weed. A&E's intervention here i come.
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
I think it was you who decided that coming home at 3AM and cooking eggs topless was the best way to end our night. Eating the scrambled eggs off each other's boobs, that was ellie's idea
They're taking me to ER. Mistasnkingly. Come get me.
in literally every picture i'm wearing less and less of my costume.
At what point would you like us to save you from yourself?
My one night stand from last night is currently mowing my lawn for me.
I woke up to Dragon Ball Z playing in Portuguese and a donut shish-kebab~ed on a dick in my face.
I'm not sure you count what happened last night as sex.
Randomize
