Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
I think she would actually eat a penis if anyone was brave enough to let one near her mouth
maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
I had sex with billy mayes last night. HE KEPT IN CHARACTER THE WHOLE TIME.
hickory dickory dock, please dont tell me about your cock
sorry for throwing an entire water bottle of vodka at you. It was very wasteful
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
they just started filling water ballons with vodka.
on my way.
We had car sex in the parking lot of the dispensery while he blasted Tony Bennett. It was so fucking romantic.
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
Your car is in front of my house. Keys are in the mailbox. There is a fire hydrant in your trunk. Happy Birthday
I heard that clinking noise from behind me and I already knew you were whipping out a Smirnoff in class. Again.
I mean your new thing is losing body parts and feeling colors so its not like we are hurting for entertainment
you don't go into accounting for the pussy....
Do you knowhow much it sucks to puke in an automatic toilet? Not fun.
Ew.
It takes talent let's just say that
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